Tuesday, April 12, 2005

cocktails.

readysetgo...

today i am going to africa. i am going to start a rebel movement called front for unity in liberty (so our acronym will sound cool too... ful...) and ill start in the congo.

ill start by providing food water and shelter to any man who enlists and passes an application process that ensures they are actually committed to liberty.

after building an adequate force, i will crush the tyrannical militias in glorious battles that will earn us international media coverage.

as the globe hears the call, the force will swell with enough numbers across the earth to hold the meek national governments truly accountable to one global monopolization of force, and hold them to one and only one law...

no man may infringe on anothers ability to make their own choices concerning themselves and their property.

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or maybe ill just go pick up lauren from the library...

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