Thursday, December 29, 2005


sooo tonight i totally saw biblical archetypes in harry potter.

ok now its tomorrow and i honestly JUST realized ive never fucking read the book. i havent even seen the movies.

i hate myself.


(ps... this post only really makes sense if you read the comments.)

Tuesday, December 27, 2005


hey i just thought i should let you guys know that im wearing a thong today. is that weird?


Monday, December 26, 2005


id like to think she is flawless... but what can she do with this? my only love is impotent... and i am horribly unsatisfied.



so earlier today i found out that chris cheethams older brother nate shot and killed their mom and then went to adam prices house and shot and killed adam, the dogs, adams mom, and chris burro who i guess was there hanging out with adam at the time.

im wierded out... i thought nate was an ok fellow. i mean always in trouble with the law and stuff... but then again so am i. and at first i didnt really believe it cuz i thought this had supposedly happened awhile ago and i was like... "no way. adams not dead... i just saw him a couple nights ago." but yeh... i was over there four nights ago and i suppose a couple days afterwards this all happened.

wierd... i just saw adam and his mom and said i liked their new house and stuff and then two days later theyre both murdered. fuck.

(ratatat - cherry.)


Friday, December 16, 2005


happy ashkan interupted. so my car is dead, jumping it didnt work, hamas won the palestinian elections, and my penis is really small. im officially angry.

im going to go eat sushi until i puke.

Thursday, December 15, 2005


done with finals. new bike ready. power back on. snow everywhere. iraq voted. andre graduated. house done. pookie coming. tomtom party tomorrow. ratatat playing in the background. ashkan euphoric.

Friday, December 9, 2005


AHHHHH! dude, ok. so i totally just sauced, like probably got a hundredddd million on my public choice final. so after i finish, i walk up and plop my test sur le table and my professor goes "you like coffee?" and so i go "yeh!" he then reaches down under the table and pulls out one of those big gallon starbucks coffee things full of coffee. he pushes across the table to me and goes "remember when i signed you into this class and you promised not to be trouble? well you are trouble." so i go, "thanks. happy easter!" and walk out.

upon leaving, i immediately call andre to tell him that i just got a fucking gallon of free coffee, (totally expecting him to be like "really?! im coming to cville!") when i see john ruscher walking from our house to the library. so i give him some coffee and walk with him. i get into the library which was/is packkked because of finals week. i put the coffee on a table, grab a marker, and make a sign that says "free coffee, courtesy of capitalism." and then in smaller letters underneath, "with the potential to generate enough wealth for us all to give eachother coffee." and then immediately ran out. (with the coffee. .........just kidding.)

ok, so heres whats funny. for you economically inclined kids, public choice is basically using economic analysis (freeriding, shirking, public goods) to explain governemental behavior. our professor, as a joke sort of thing, was like "ok so ill bet you guys refreshments during the final exam that the shirking/freeriding problem will make it so less than 2/3 of you do the course evalutaions even though im offering a public good as an incentive." we beat him by one.

now heres the kicker. (what the hell is a kicker?) im totally one of the people who didnt do the course evaluations. im a freerider! WAHHH! so basically heres what just happened... i just used one of the biggest market failures ever to turn around and immediately shamelessly promote my radically free market philosophy. ARGH! now this all leads me to two conclusions...

one... i am fucking sweet.

two... life is fucking sweet.

and three... any philosophy where even its biggest failures can be used to shamelessy promote itself is fucking sweet. maybe even sweeeter than me! (but probably not.)

and four... oh, come on! did you really think i was going to stick to two?!

oh and FIVE... life is FUCKING AWESOME. WOOOOO! SPRING BREAK '88! SUCK IT! AHHHHH! (vomit everywhere.)


Thursday, December 8, 2005


ok, everyone stop dying. IMMEDIATELY!

<3, -$


but its not my place. so i wont. i knew it then. i suppose i must know it now. ugly gooeys become pretty butterflies someday, dont they? i suppose not.

skirt truth, skirt skirt.

you look uglier every day.

(elliot smith - pictures of me, elliott smith - angeles.)