indestructibly awesome or whiny little bitch?

whiny little bitch or indestructibly awesome?

whiny little bitch pro: sparkling white hoody, enjoys talking about relationships with close girlfriends, wonders about being a whiny little bitch.

indestructibly awesome pro: sparkling white hoody, finds said relationships incredibly humourous, acknowledges wondering about being a whiny little bitch.

so i wanted to send a reassuring text message... "aint no shame in your game, girl. chin up like you dont give a fuck." a bit much i think. perhaps the message will get through anyway, but through wires instead of airwaves.

ps. this is the most intimate blog you will ever read... probably. unless andre tells me we shouldnt see eachother anymore... in which case i will laugh and write a similar blog. heres to fun times and overcompensating.

pps. doing my best not to sound riduclous, humor is my commentary on the human condition. its funny. really really funny. and silly. and funny. i got that way by experiencing and investigating a lot of it. humility requires acknowledging how powerless we are against the human condition, and thus how ridiculous it is to think we can evoke permanence. we are but mortal men! and my critique of all the douchebags who think ridiculous and often chemically induced moments of their life are somehow profound or cosmically important is to laugh. and apparantly do this. irreconcilable? i sure hope so.

maybe i just really deeply and cosmically dont give a fuck about proving i give a fuck. because i see how humorous it is taking yourself so seriously. so with as much profundity a mere mortal can muster, from the bottom of my silly childish heart...

go fuck yourself.

ok on second thought i think i was wrong about most of this blog. the answer is definetly whiny little bitch. now what?

whodunnit?!

whodunnit in lebnan?! gemayal got got! im no fan of phalangists, but im no fan of cowardice either. assassins, claim credit or die!

oh and sadr city, get bent. muqtada, go kill yourself. or die!

hezbollah, go eat yourselves. you are welcome to fight zionists all you like, but if you try to govern lebnan, then you can suck it. and die!

ok im going to go bake cookies.

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gotcha.

ha. gotcha. i just linked you to my next blog entry... why? because i wanted to illustrate a point. not a good point... but a point nonetheless. (non. the... les? les nonthe. thats not even a word but ill bet some of you think it is. well it isnt. youre an idiot.)

i wanted to illustrate the point that even though youve now read my blog entry entitled "gotcha", myspace blog subscription shits will not say you have. why? because myspace sucks. and so do the programmers. thats probably the reason open source programs are cooler... because bored idiots like me can realize a little flaw at 3 am and then read through 9328509158 lines of code for no reason other than intrinsic motivation and only get up 4 or 5 times to eat and defacate.

so surrender some property rights for some other rights. like the right to make shit better.

so earlier i watched colbert talk about the google youtube thing and talked about copyrights. i couldnt help but wander into a world of morality concerning intellectual property rights. then i almost started talking about it, until i realized that no one likes to hear me talk except me. because i only care about myself. so fuck you.

narrow mind? yes. open mind? probably. unless im pooping, in which case id like to be alone. unless im extremely comfortable around you in which case youre probably andre and have no interest in watching me poop.

ok id like to be alone now.

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salad.

im eating a warm bowl of... (ok can you guess what im going to say? can you? can you guess? do it. guess. ok want the answer? ok well what im eating is...)

trial and error.

sic semper tyrannis.