i, chris adell, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that i will faithfully execute the office of permanent president and chair of the party planning committee, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the party; ride or die bitches.
-self-appointed self-aggrandized permanent president and chair of the party planning committee, aka dicktator 4 lyfe.
maybe i'll get you a seat at this table, tell em i'ma need reservations for 20. tired? take a disco nap. cuz we're currently workin pretty hard on a cure for post-party depression, aka ppd. i think we're callin it pre-party planning, aka ppp. also liberally prescribing erry night hype and tipsy til tips is touchin... til we die.
also, i will procrastinate less.
also, i will make half-a-mil off personal sized lazy susans.
also; stay lazy, susans.